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SFA Song Parodies - "The Lonely Dance" (Men Without Hats)02:50

SFA Song Parodies - "The Lonely Dance" (Men Without Hats)

"The Lonely Dance" is a song parody by ThornBrain of Men Without Hats' "The Safety Dance". The song was inspired by a comment on Episode 4 by SophineW, who mentioned that she started singing the original song when Dororo said, "they're no friends of mine". The song is the first song sung by a character as opposed to just sung from a character's perspective.

MP3 Download: MediaFire

Song FormatEdit

It is sung by Thorn as Dororo to a karaoke version of the original song, with Revy Moonshine occasionally interjecting as Koyuki. The song begins with Dororo saying, "Those friends you speak of: they're no friends of mine." Following off of the line, Dororo begins singing about his supposed independence from his former teammates, but right before each chorus begins his loneliness and feelings of betrayal lead him to have an emotional breakdown.

LyricsEdit

Spoken

Those friends you speak of,

They're no friends of mine


Music starts

Koyuki: What the hell?


L---O---N---E---L---Y---

Lonely

Dance


I can run if I want to

I can leave my friends behind

'Cause they all are cunts, my god they are cunts

They are no friends of mine

Say

We can help who we want to

Got the planet on my mind

Yes, I'm an invader from out of this world

But I left that far behind

I wanna dance

Koyuki: I see...


I can go where I want to

I'm a ninja, wonder why?

Well I'm not telling! HA-HA-HAHA-HA

I'd be funny if I tried

Say

I can fight if I want to

Times are tough, but so am I

Guess I broke my leg

And they left me for dead

But I swear I will not cry


Say

We can dance

We can dance

Everything's under control

We can dance

We can dance

Without them, life is full

We can dance

We can dance

It's alright if you take a glance

We can dance

We can dance

My friends never gave me a cha-ance


The lonely dance

Oh the lonely dance

It's the lonely dance

Koyuki: Are you ok?

Yeah, it's the lonely dance!


Dororo breathing sharply, trying to regain composure


I can dance if I want to

I've got all my life in line

Family is rich 'n' buyin' friends is bitchin'

Ask my mom and they are mine

Say

We can dance if we want to

We can leave my friends behind

Because ask them what they think my name is

And see they're no friends of mine


Say

We can dance

We can dance

Panicking's under control

We can dance

We can dance

Happiness on a roll

We can dance

We can dance

Sure they act evil at first glance

We can dance

We can dance

They'll never give me a cha-ance


The lonely dance

The lonely dance

It's the lonely dance

It's the lonely dance


The lonely daa*choke*ance

It's the lonely dance

The lonely dance- FRIE-HE-HENDSHIP!!!

It's the lonely dance!

The lonely dance!!!

sob until song ends

Koyuki: You're a hopeless case.

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