Episode 2: We Have A Mascot
Season 1, Episode 2
Air date 05/7/11
Length 10:54
Written by MrVorhias
Link YouTube
Episode guide
Episode 1: The Doctor Is In
Episode 3: I, Groenendyke
We Have A Mascot is the second episode of The Audio Logs of Dr. Squid. Dr. Squid subjects a human to mental tests, while a failed, part-cat-part-spider experiment wreaks havoc in the lab.

Episode SummaryEdit

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a mascot.


  • Dr. Squid - MrVorhias
  • Malachi - ThornBrain
  • Computer Voice - Dreamer
  • Spider Cat - ZA Shojogamer
  • Dude - LordLmao

Additional Audio UsedEdit


Sound EffectsEdit

  • Starcraft - Blizzard Entertainment
  • Portal 2 - Valve Corporation


  • A single outtake of Vorhias getting a call on his cellphone plays after the credits. Thorn had so many outtakes that they were given their own video.

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