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A More Traditional Love Song

Recorded

August 21, 2013 - December 18, 2013

Genre

Punk Rock

"A More Traditional Love Song" is a song written by Austin Scholl and recorded under his alias ThornBrain. It was released on his second album, Nobody Cares Unless You're Pretty or Dying.

About

The song is a satire of two common types of love songs: songs that admire a specific part of the person in question (eyes, legs, etc), and songs that appear to be romantic but are actually dark and threatening towards the object of affection. The music was inspired by Motorhead, The Damned, and Damned guitarist Captain Sensible's solo work.

Lyrics

If I had to pick one thing that I like
About your eyebrows
It'd probably simply be the fact
That you have eyebrows
Life wouldn't nearly be as fun
Without your eyebrows
Turn them the other way

I see you look at me
Ever so quizically
How shall I drop the gun
I can't apologize
When I see them rise
And something in me follows

What I like most about you
Is your eyebrows
Make you look like you don't trust a
Thing that I do
Oh your eyebrows
They can break my heart
But that's nothing next to
What I do to you

Don't you know the best love songs
To sing to eyebrows
Are the ones where you're in fear for yourself
What's with your hairstyle
Where'd our relationship go wrong
I watch you sleeping
Turn them the other way

I see you look at me
Ever so frantically
Why did I drop the gun
I can't apologize
When I see them run
And something in me follows

What I like most about you
Is your eyebrows
Make you look like you don't trust a
Thing that I do
Oh your eyebrows
They can break my heart
But that's nothing next to
What I do to you

That's right
I did it
I shot her
Right in the eyebrows

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